Pain in my ass

Grief. The one in my rear has decided to just grow instead of coming to a head. And now the front right part of my groin has decided to get in on the action. Either that or the lymph nodes there have decided to swell. Either way..no fun.
Wouldn't be so bad if my Medicaid caseworker had gotten off her ass and went ahead and processed me instead of waiting til the last minute. So here I sit, with pain prescription in hand (and probably most likely needing an antibiotic by this point) with no insurance, and sure as hell no $145 to get it filled. Thanks big Pharma, you're just fucking peachy in my book right now as well....
I'm just hoping I can last long enough for my insurance to kick in, so I can go on some antibiotics. Kinda pointless to go to the ER right now, they'd just give me meds I can't afford to get filled. A no win situation. But knowing my luck..I'll wind up in the Er anyways, with an IV line of antibiotics, and my Medicaid will kick in while I"m stuck in the hospital.
I swear I am SOOOO looking forward to surgery right about now. Dunno how I feel about it on my rear, but right now if they would put me under, they could do whatever the hell they wanted to with my rear, and I don't think I would give two shits..*(insert maniacal laughter here)* ROFL
Please no hospital, please no hospital, I hate hospitals.  Well I don't hate them, I just don't like being stuck in them. UGH.