Over Buttered Popcorn

 About 20 years ago 

 I'm at the movie theater with my two kids. I am divorced and spend as much time with them as possible. We're sitting there in the theater and my kids wanted popcorn. So I get up  to go get some and I noticed this pretty redhead sitting one row behind us. I didn't think anything about it other then she was cute.  The woman who handed me the popcorn only put one little squirt of butter on it. I politely asked her if I could have just a little bit more better. She grabbed the bag out of my hand and she must've squirted  25 rounds of butter in my popcorn. By the time I got back to my seat, butter was all over the place, on the floor,  on  our shoes and our feet were just sliding everywhere. You would've thought we would be mad but we were laughing so hard and as I was explaining to my kids what the girl did, I heard chuckling behind me and it was that cute redhead  sitting behind us. The more butter that spilled all over the place, the harder we laughed and the harder the cute little redhead was laughing.  The movie was over and we got up to leave and so did that cute little redhead.  This is the weird part. When we got to the movies, there was no parking, so we had to park in the back and coincidentally, this cute little redhead was parked  right next to my car.  I looked right into her eyes and she looked back at me and smiled but that was about it. Now we're on our way home. I noticed when we got on the freeway that she was right behind us.  Now I have to exit off the 15 freeway and transition onto the 10 freeway to get home and she did the same thing and she was still behind us. I told  my kids that I was going to play a little game  and so I got behind her and followed her to Redlands. I knew we were getting close to where she lived and I did not want to spook her so I got in front of her and turned off and to Redlands where I also live.  I thought that was the end of it and my kids had a good time with it. The next thing I know, somehow she got back behind me and flashed her lights. Now this doesn't exactly happened to me everyday and my kids were totally freaked out and excited, so I pulled over and she pulled behind me.  I got out of my truck and started to walk towards her car and she rolled down her window just a little bit. She looked at me with her big beautiful eyes and said "I swear I have never done this before in my entire life,  I just wanted to ask your kids a question"  I try to act really cool and said "oh yeah what's that" she said "actually I just want to ask your kids if their father was married?"  I said "just a minute, let me go ask them" and that's how it all started. We talked on the phone that night until around 4 o'clock in the morning. She was so beautiful, to this day, I wondered why she picked me.