OK there Jim, . . . holden steady . . .
Them dag gum varmits are in them hills Roy,- right up in them hootie snickers, - see? . . .lookie there's one of them dag gone horny type lizards right up a yonder. . . ... Man, I love doing gabby Hayes on this keyboard . . . . . . .kinda releases all sorts of . . .not fun thoughts. You kinda slip away into silly world and no ones there to fuck with you . . or anything. Cool Beans Daddy-O
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Okie dokie there Roy. Ride them dag gum horse up yonder into them dag gum hills and get those varmits. While we are out yonder, lets chug back some moonshine and cut the rug until the dag gum varmits come out whooping and hollering!
( Roy ) \" What\'s this\"
( Gabby ) \"DAG GONE IT ROY, I plum forgot
about the whooping and hollorin\' part!
( Roy ) hmmmmmmmmmm . . . Exactly who\'s gonna be
doing the Hootin\' and Hollorin\'?
( Gabby ) \" . . well, If its them hootie owl varmits down there then , . . .
well I don\'t reckcon\' \'
( Roy ) \" I do like the moonshine part\"
and . . I was runner up in the left Texas Skippy Shoe Ditty dance and bake sale
( Gabby ) \" is zat so . .?
Well I can do a dandy little two steppin\' right here iffin you\'re a wanting to see it? it\'s gotta twirlly thing in the middle and . . .
( Roy ) \" No thanks there Gabby, I don\'t really like looking at men dancing. . .\"
Gabby ) . . . \" Kiss my ass Roy \".
. . . . to be continued. . . .
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lmao.. that made me smile.. Im glad to read something that makes me smile and giggle like a little girl.