Oh Please Be.... Adult
So Inga sent me the pic with the caption... I'm attaching that... and that made me remember a joke I heard some time back... I type penises growing wild into my search window... Oh I just have to get involved in a government conspiracy... I want them to take my computer and look through everything I think to look up.... OMG.... LMAO I mean seriously... you've seen me... fat old lady with nary a bad thought ever... yeah right... anyway... so I found the joke when I added jokes two old ladies are walking on the beach to penises growing wild.... So I just had to share..... Hee Hee....
There was this guy who took very good care of his body.He lifted weights, and jogged six miles everyday. Onemorning, he looked in the mirror and admired his body.He noticed that he was sun-tanned all over, except hispenis, which he decided to do something about.
That afternoon he went to the beach, got completelyundressed and buried himself in the sand, except forhis penis.
Two old ladies came walking along the beach. Upon seeingthe thing sticking out of the sand, one old lady began tomove it around with her cane, remarking to the other oldlady, saying, “You know, there really is no justice inthe world.”
The other lady said, “What do you mean by that?”The old lady said, “Look at that, when I was 20.I was curious about it, when I was 30, I enjoyed it,when I was 40, I asked for it,when I was 50, I paid for it,when I was 60, I prayed for it,when I was 70, I forgot about it and now that I’m 80, the damn things are growing wild and I’m too old to squat!”
girl don't go walking on the beach right now... its too hot............
Hugs Elissa...
Don't go trying to sell crazy at my house we're overstocked already....
There was this guy who took very good care of his body.He lifted weights, and jogged six miles everyday. Onemorning, he looked in the mirror and admired his body.He noticed that he was sun-tanned all over, except hispenis, which he decided to do something about.
That afternoon he went to the beach, got completelyundressed and buried himself in the sand, except forhis penis.
Two old ladies came walking along the beach. Upon seeingthe thing sticking out of the sand, one old lady began tomove it around with her cane, remarking to the other oldlady, saying, “You know, there really is no justice inthe world.”
The other lady said, “What do you mean by that?”The old lady said, “Look at that, when I was 20.I was curious about it, when I was 30, I enjoyed it,when I was 40, I asked for it,when I was 50, I paid for it,when I was 60, I prayed for it,when I was 70, I forgot about it and now that I’m 80, the damn things are growing wild and I’m too old to squat!”
girl don't go walking on the beach right now... its too hot............
Hugs Elissa...
Don't go trying to sell crazy at my house we're overstocked already....
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