OH, GOOD LORD!
DW's been down with a virus and I've a back hills cure for part of it but not the other. Well, you do the best you can in these situations and ride them out.
Yeah, I keep thinking of contacting Johnson's Baby Powder department and telling them I have 24 hour cure for diaper rash. If I knew I'd get past first plate without them stealing my idea from me....
I did make the stupid move once to call the consumer line for my favorite dish liquid a question that at that time all this hand sanitizer/kill germs stuff started. I asked, "Why don't you put that in your dish liquid." Now, you know the real story of WHY dish liquid now is called "antibacterial". No, no thank you note, no kiss, and certainly no money. But just goes to show you I got brains and great $$ ideas. Must be the Jew in me. ROFLOL At least these days, that's the reason I get thrown at me all the time now...Oh, you're this because you're a Jew....Man, do I hate that! Really burns my beans.
You would've loved being a fly on the wall! I sat in this urologist (Dr. Forte) office and I'm studying Algebra I so I can teach DW. So, the pre-checker comes in to get info and I do the blah blah blah. He leaves and says Dr. Forte will be right in. So, I put my book away.
When I do, I look up and so help me, that little desky thing where they sit & write notes was in front of me and on it was a model of something. I kept staring at it trying to figure out what in the name of glory it was? Some sort of impressionistic art or what when BAM! IT HIT ME! It was a LARGE RED PENIS! I thought "Oh Good LORD!"So I looked somewhere else and, thank you, there's a poster with one hanging down staring at me. ARGH! So I ran back to my chair and grabbed my Algebra I book. Dear LORD! Can't they put those things away or have girl rooms and boy rooms? I MEAN REALLY!
The dr then required blood work and the nurse came in and she had to make notes of my blood on the desky thing and she made the same comment. She said that at one point someone had went around to all the rooms and turned them to the wall out of sight because when you are at the desky thing that sucker is right in your eyeballs! GOOD LORD DELIVER US!
Dr. Forte agreed that FIBROMYALGIA IS PROGRESSIVE AS IT IS AN AUTO-IMMUNE DISEASE!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I keep thinking of contacting Johnson's Baby Powder department and telling them I have 24 hour cure for diaper rash. If I knew I'd get past first plate without them stealing my idea from me....
I did make the stupid move once to call the consumer line for my favorite dish liquid a question that at that time all this hand sanitizer/kill germs stuff started. I asked, "Why don't you put that in your dish liquid." Now, you know the real story of WHY dish liquid now is called "antibacterial". No, no thank you note, no kiss, and certainly no money. But just goes to show you I got brains and great $$ ideas. Must be the Jew in me. ROFLOL At least these days, that's the reason I get thrown at me all the time now...Oh, you're this because you're a Jew....Man, do I hate that! Really burns my beans.
You would've loved being a fly on the wall! I sat in this urologist (Dr. Forte) office and I'm studying Algebra I so I can teach DW. So, the pre-checker comes in to get info and I do the blah blah blah. He leaves and says Dr. Forte will be right in. So, I put my book away.
When I do, I look up and so help me, that little desky thing where they sit & write notes was in front of me and on it was a model of something. I kept staring at it trying to figure out what in the name of glory it was? Some sort of impressionistic art or what when BAM! IT HIT ME! It was a LARGE RED PENIS! I thought "Oh Good LORD!"So I looked somewhere else and, thank you, there's a poster with one hanging down staring at me. ARGH! So I ran back to my chair and grabbed my Algebra I book. Dear LORD! Can't they put those things away or have girl rooms and boy rooms? I MEAN REALLY!
The dr then required blood work and the nurse came in and she had to make notes of my blood on the desky thing and she made the same comment. She said that at one point someone had went around to all the rooms and turned them to the wall out of sight because when you are at the desky thing that sucker is right in your eyeballs! GOOD LORD DELIVER US!
Dr. Forte agreed that FIBROMYALGIA IS PROGRESSIVE AS IT IS AN AUTO-IMMUNE DISEASE!!!!!!!!
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