Oh fiddlesticks...
Oh yeah... been a heck of a week... Me and that grumpy Bear been dancin hard...We both feelin kinda ragged lol... .....So to day I get to play Handy man... Yeah...!hear tell if ya aint rich or handsome...Ya outhtta be Handy... Oh Yeah...Miss that Red Green Show.......nope wont be usin no duct tape..today I be usin 2X4's..scar saw...screwy gun.... big hammer...bandaids..asprin and Ben Gay.. Ointment.......gonna see if the way to a Good womans heart is..Lawn Care or Home Maintance... toss some flowers in just for good measure ...gotta walk carefully here... don't wanna step in someting.........why do doggies poop right where humans generally walk..?seriously looks like they go outta the way to find just the rite...SPOT...Yepp...eweee... dang doggie.. chit even.. get the water Hose boy...Gosh dangit.. ya suppose to spray my foot not my FACE..oogle booogle bubber nmelagye'nlsWhoa.. thanks for letin me come up for air Kid...Jeesh..why he have to do that... ........So any way...I got a wittle project to do today..........Some times I feel like I'm TOO..!ya know TOO OLD..TOO TIRED... TOO FAT..TOO BROKE... TOO LATE...WHY DAT IS HUH.....?......ME I'm a NICE Guy...and even if nice guys finish last..AT LEAST THE KEYWORD IS FINISH...How come folks can't juse except one another like they IS...?Y ya hair gotta be combed certain way..or ya gotta have a new car...Money... gotta have Money........after ya get fifty ya gotta have a Harely.. Jeesh... WHY...?Why we wadin thru all this bullchit everyday... I've met some really nice folks ... online.. and on the sidewalk...:)but 9 oughtta 10 gonna judge ya by ya smile..the udder 8 by the car ya drive.. 10 is interested in how much mony ya have..5 will be lookin at ya shoes..6 or 7 wanna know ya lifes story...4 aint even payin attention...3 makes a fast excuse to leave..2 probably thinks ya plum crazy........Me I'm still lookin for that special 1....seems like I gotta get in line too..Lots of folks lookin for that 1...........seems to me lots of folks want what they aint suppose to have...Yepp I'm Tooo...TOO OLD FASHIONED..but all anyone can do is ONE DAY AT A TIME..We oughtta be doin em like we doin em for God..Doin em the way we want other folks to treat Us...I like too pratice random acts of Kindness...but sometimes folks gotta help out with the gass LOL...Why...? do ya wanna push this here van.. Jeesh.. ......Well I gonna get my tools together for today Adventure..get them bills ready to mail off..Ya'll have a wondermuss day....
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