Oh, Dear it's a Train Wreck

    Well, my lovely family and friends I have decided it was high time for a bit of humor.  Are you up for it?
    Into every life a little rain must fall, a little disaster must happen and a whole heck of a lot of laughter. Ours came in the form a a LITTLE black and white Train Wreck!!!!
 
   Eight  months ago our Grandaughter had kittens...Well her cat did anyway.  Oh, they were so cute.  Grandma  just had to adopt one.  So Chauncy Ray  came to our house to live.  But he seemed so lost and lonely without his brothers and sisters we decided he need a play mate. So I called my Cassie and told her we would take the little black and white one.  So entered TJ  Named Thomas Junior because he look so much like our Thomas  TJ and Chauncy had so much fun.  We laughed and laughed.  Our bigger, older kitties accepted this duo as their own and would snuggle with them and wash them.  Oh, how it warmed the heart to watch them.
 
Chauncy ever the gentleman stood back and let TJ have the limelight. As he climbed book shelves and chair backs. Swung like Tarzan on my cell phone case which is attached to my purse.  But in reality.  I am positive Chauncy was saying to TJ  "You go first I'm right behind ya.  Yah, thaat's it I'm rigggggght behind ya."  Then to me Mr. Chauncy was say (in kitty talk of course) "MOM!!!!!!!Look what TJ's doing."
Well, we decided that we need to change TJ's name for he only resembled our Thomas in looks not temperment.  So TJ became The Train Wreck at about 4 months old.  Nothing is off limits for this kitten.  He could find fun in the oddest thing.  He love tubes of anykind.  Wrapping paper, Tp, Paper towels.  He would carry them around, Try to climb in them.  He thought feet under covers was his own person playground.  And was so happy they were there all night long for his playing pleasure.  He thinks the plastic tie strips they put on package are toys too.  And oh, what fun he has.  Carrying it around, running in circles with it. Jumping high in the air with it.
    He grew.   His brotherChauncy is much larger than he, however, one must remember than dynamite comes in small packages.  Oh, How busy our Train Wreck is.  Can a Cat be ADHD?   Well, if they can be, oh, believe me, he is!!!!!  He has two speed hyper and sleep.  If he is in hyper mode. nothing but nothing is safe.  Crystal candle holders have been know to fly, silk flowers become toys, real flower become snacks, the dog becomes a chew toy.  Then he dicovered that water comes out of a faucet.  And of course Dennis thought it was cute to watch him play and covort in the sink in the running water.   More laughter caused by our very own Train Wreck.
 
  Then came the vendetta:  Death to all things paper residing in Dennis' Restroom.  First it was the paper towels that where kept on the counter. They were attack in the light of day when no humans were around.  They were conqured. and shredded! No more would they wipe up spills or dry wet paws.  No more would they grace the counter in their lovely whiteness.  Death to Paper towels.   Well, an easy fix that.  We'll just put those smack dab in the cupboard. Still easy to get when need, no Prob. 
No, no, Train Wreck not the toilet paper.  I ask what did that poor roll of TP ever do to you.  Well, after two rolls were put to a painful, shredding death, we knew we had to do something.  The TP could NOT reside in a cupboard across the room.  What to do?  Time for a "Mcsoardsim" (Mcgiver just wasn't around.)  Since I had just empted a coffee can I in all innocence ask why we could not insert a new roll of TP in the can.  There is could happy sit on the floor with the lid on.  Be safe and and accessable.  No! that wasn't good enough for Mr. Mcsoard.  He had to go one better.  As odd as it looks the TP is safe from The Train Wreck and is accessable.  I am so glad he hasn't found out there is TP in my Bathroom also ................YET!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I wish you all a Train Wreck in your lives.  For without the Train Wrecks we would not know the laughter,The joys that little things can bring.
Hope you found a giggle or two here. Hope your day is happy and free.  Hope you found the love and companionship that only a Train Wreck can give.
Love 'n hugs to you all!!!!!!!!!

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ClayC
ClayC

Aw Elsie, i so enjoyed this, made me laugh out loud.. Love to hear about the little ones, bless them they bring a lot of laughs and joy.. Hugs to you for this, it made my day.. love Clay XXX
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deleted_user

Fantastic story and I\'m so happy to read the joy in your writing. Animals do have a way to love at will and to make our days more complete
Pam730
Pam730

Ha! Cute story & I love how you posted pics throughout!
Something tells me though, that Train Wreck is just going to find something else to play with,now that he can\'t get at the t p.
So.. .guard EVERYTHING, Elsie! Ha Ha Ha
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deleted_user

Lovely story Elsie, we are cat people too.
Hugs. James
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deleted_user

I enjoyed reading this made me smile. Such nice pictures too.I don\'t know what I would do with out my Molly. We just need our pets , makes life happier I think! love, frieda
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deleted_user

So funny!!! I love that he has 2 speeds!
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This was so cool and really made me chuckle. It reminded me of when our cat back when I lived at home had kittens and one of them a little black one would fly from the back of the sofa onto the curtains with is legs splayed and she would hang there until she fell off. This was just one of the antics I remember her getting up to, she was so much more daring than the others and like Train Wreck very hyperactive. This brought back fond memories
bgoodwin44
bgoodwin44

Hi There,

There, ALL So Cute...My Baby Loves...The Toilet
Paper - Too...Plus The Water !!!

Love Ya, Barbara