Odd week... Door disasters and the dangers of daydreams!
Would be nice if I COULD pay more attention to my NEEDS instead of being apparently so focused on others... lol.
Hey, even when I'm totally NOT focused on others... it appears that random strangers actually THINK I am, rofl...
Okay, so I'm standing outside the changing room holding a couple of pairs of shorts for hubby... staring at NOTHING... or so I THOUGHT. Then, as I float back into conscious focus, I see this really aggravated lady a few feet in front of me SCOWLING and making rude gestures at me...
I'm thinking, "Hmmm! THAT is odd? Why is that lady gesturing at me??? Hmmmmmmm! She's gesturing a bit more vigorously now... OMG... This is getting WEIRD!..." So now I'm ACTUALLY looking at her because... Well... SHE IS gesturing at me and she's getting HYPER aggravated and I'm starting to get pretty stressed out... so of course I'm probably by this stage STARING at her like a deer caught in headlights...
Then she charges out of the change room area muttering to herself, without taking her eyes off me for a micro-second and just before she disappears from view... more "gestures" and some pretty over the top body language that kindof indicated she wanted to pummel me into a gooey mess...
I watch her departure with bemusement...
THEN I just happen to glance back at the change room she had just come out of and there's a pile of tatty, dishevelled old clothes lying on the floor... Ahhh! It dawns on me that she's probably just changed into "her" new clothes, courtesy of a "five-finger" discount and yeah... she has assumed I was watching... sigh... whatever!
So, then the next day at around 6:30am I pop out to... let the dogs out! The back door clicks shut behind me... and I spend the next TWELVE hours... rofl... locked OUT of the house... no shoes... wearing shorts & a t-shirt... for TWELVE HOURS!! lmao...
On the plus side I got quite a lot of gardening done... on the downside none of the outside water taps have potable water... none of the fruit trees had ANY ripe, or even close to ripe, fruit... I resorted to rifling through the rabbit food for some sunflower seeds to shell and eat after around six hours... lmao... the minuscule amount I found were so dry I ended up sucking on a couple of unripe grapes just so I could produce some saliva... arggghhh!
Why anyone would think that I give an ant's backside what they are up to when I'm not even able to operate a door without disaster... who knows... people are weird... and yeah... may go live in a cabin in the woods... an UNLOCKED cabin in the woods! ROFL
Hey, even when I'm totally NOT focused on others... it appears that random strangers actually THINK I am, rofl...
Okay, so I'm standing outside the changing room holding a couple of pairs of shorts for hubby... staring at NOTHING... or so I THOUGHT. Then, as I float back into conscious focus, I see this really aggravated lady a few feet in front of me SCOWLING and making rude gestures at me...
I'm thinking, "Hmmm! THAT is odd? Why is that lady gesturing at me??? Hmmmmmmm! She's gesturing a bit more vigorously now... OMG... This is getting WEIRD!..." So now I'm ACTUALLY looking at her because... Well... SHE IS gesturing at me and she's getting HYPER aggravated and I'm starting to get pretty stressed out... so of course I'm probably by this stage STARING at her like a deer caught in headlights...
Then she charges out of the change room area muttering to herself, without taking her eyes off me for a micro-second and just before she disappears from view... more "gestures" and some pretty over the top body language that kindof indicated she wanted to pummel me into a gooey mess...
I watch her departure with bemusement...
THEN I just happen to glance back at the change room she had just come out of and there's a pile of tatty, dishevelled old clothes lying on the floor... Ahhh! It dawns on me that she's probably just changed into "her" new clothes, courtesy of a "five-finger" discount and yeah... she has assumed I was watching... sigh... whatever!
So, then the next day at around 6:30am I pop out to... let the dogs out! The back door clicks shut behind me... and I spend the next TWELVE hours... rofl... locked OUT of the house... no shoes... wearing shorts & a t-shirt... for TWELVE HOURS!! lmao...
On the plus side I got quite a lot of gardening done... on the downside none of the outside water taps have potable water... none of the fruit trees had ANY ripe, or even close to ripe, fruit... I resorted to rifling through the rabbit food for some sunflower seeds to shell and eat after around six hours... lmao... the minuscule amount I found were so dry I ended up sucking on a couple of unripe grapes just so I could produce some saliva... arggghhh!
Why anyone would think that I give an ant's backside what they are up to when I'm not even able to operate a door without disaster... who knows... people are weird... and yeah... may go live in a cabin in the woods... an UNLOCKED cabin in the woods! ROFL
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Very interesting about that lady. She either thought you knew what was going on or wanted to keep you distracted long enough to get out of the store. I think I would have tackled her!! LOL
Hugs GB