No operation

Well i got up bright and early this morning ready for my foot operation.  Rang the hospital at 8am to ask if they were likely to cancel me.  they advised me that they can cancel at any moment before an operation.  Scheduled to be in hospital at 11am 9am the call comes through to me at home, sorry we have to cancel again, another emergency. Looks like i am about to collect a pile of letters that just promise operations. GRRRRRRRRRR Not happy about that. Might drink a bottle of wine, get drunk and perform my own surgery, that will obviously be botched, then they will have to operate on me to fix the mess l make (JOKING)