No job, bad stomach

My stomach started having a revolt yesterday -- it's VERY unhappy and I had to get up often last night. Also, learned that the job I interviewed for that I felt was a perfect fit has evaporated.  After waiting for weeks, they decided to hire for a different position and hold off on the position which I interviewed about. So, lessee -- no job, no job prospect and I can't stop going to the toilet. Bah -- it's better than being drunk.  But I wonder why I got out of bed today.