'NO EXCUSE SUNDAY'

                                                                                        
 
 To Make It Possible For Everyone To Attend Church
 Next 'SUNDAY',   We Are Going To Have A Special
 "No Excuse 'SUNDAY'". . .
 
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Cots Will Be Placed In The Foyer For Those Who Say
'SUNDAY'   Is My Only Day To Sleep In". . .
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"There Will Be A Special Section With Lounge Chairs
 Who Feel   That Our Pews Are Too Hard". . .
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"Eye Drops Will Be Available For Those With Tired
 Eyes From Watching T.V.   Late Saturday Night". . .
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"We Will Have Steel Helmets For Those Who Say,
"The Roof Would Cave In If I Ever Came To Church". .
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"Blankets Will Be Furnished For Those Who Think
 The Church Is Too   Cold And Fans For Those Who
 Say It Is Too   Hot". . .
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"Score Cards Will Be Available For Those Who Wish
 To List The   Hypocrites Present". . .
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"We Will Distribute "Stamp Out Stewardship" Buttons
 For Those Who Feel That Church Is Always Asking For
   Money". . .
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"One Section Will Be Devoted To Trees And Grass
 For Those Who Like To Seek God In   Nature". . .
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 Doctors And Nurses Will Be In Attendance For Those
 Who Plan To Be Sick   On 'SUNDAY". . .
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"The Sanctuary Will Be Decorated With Both
 Christmas Poinsettas And Easter Lillies For Those
 Who Never Have Seen The Church Without Them". . .
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"We Will Provide Hearing Aids For Those Who Can't
 Hear   The Preacher And Cotton For Those Who Say
 He Is Too   Loud". . .
 
 
   
 
                     "Have A NICE Sunday". . .
                         Love,   ~Barbara