'NO EXCUSE SUNDAY'
To Make It Possible For Everyone To Attend Church
Next 'SUNDAY', We Are Going To Have A Special
"No Excuse 'SUNDAY'". . .
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Cots Will Be Placed In The Foyer For Those Who Say
'SUNDAY' Is My Only Day To Sleep In". . .
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"There Will Be A Special Section With Lounge Chairs
Who Feel That Our Pews Are Too Hard". . .
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"Eye Drops Will Be Available For Those With Tired
Eyes From Watching T.V. Late Saturday Night". . .
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"We Will Have Steel Helmets For Those Who Say,
"The Roof Would Cave In If I Ever Came To Church". .
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"Blankets Will Be Furnished For Those Who Think
The Church Is Too Cold And Fans For Those Who
Say It Is Too Hot". . .
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"Score Cards Will Be Available For Those Who Wish
To List The Hypocrites Present". . .
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"We Will Distribute "Stamp Out Stewardship" Buttons
For Those Who Feel That Church Is Always Asking For
Money". . .
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"One Section Will Be Devoted To Trees And Grass
For Those Who Like To Seek God In Nature". . .
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Doctors And Nurses Will Be In Attendance For Those
Who Plan To Be Sick On 'SUNDAY". . .
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"The Sanctuary Will Be Decorated With Both
Christmas Poinsettas And Easter Lillies For Those
Who Never Have Seen The Church Without Them". . .
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"We Will Provide Hearing Aids For Those Who Can't
Hear The Preacher And Cotton For Those Who Say
He Is Too Loud". . .
"Have A NICE Sunday". . .
Love, ~Barbara
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