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I love things like this, in fact I think that Jay Leno\'s headlines are the funnies part of his show. Thanks for the laugh :D
http://www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/
Too Funnny!!!!
LMAO!! Wow Thanks Melinda. I really needed a laugh today.