NEWS FLASH!!!! Update 5/10/16: Oh doozy!!! Here it comes!!!

So two weeks ago we have a new room mate move in...I live with 2 other divorced guys who are all in similar situations. We have a very nice, large apartment and I've put a lot of work in making it that way...I've been living here the longest so I kind of became the "den mother" of the place...We've had some real messed up "unique" transient types in the past and I'm at the point in my life where I refuse to live this way any more..So my landlord (who's also a buddy of mine) let's me usually interview the candidates and I introduce them to the other guys so we can feel the possible new roomie out. We all agreed that he seemed like a very nice guy. He works up at the hospital I work at (I never seen him before though, we do have over 7,000 employees so it's easy to get lost in the mix)......
Anyways, He moved in last Sunday...And by come Monday?? I come home from work and he's showing me how he's setting his room up like a Buddhist temple..He even built a shrine to Buddha in the corner, not to mention that he just bought/came home with these huge hanging wind chimes for his room today (about the size of tractor trailer exhaust pipes) that sound like a fucking Canadian/Pacific railway crossing bell!!!.. (this is a 45 year old man I'm talking about here by the way, not that I have a problem with that, but for those who know me, know I'm pretty much a nuts n' bolts guy)..But at some point in the day I have to sleep....Mother of Joseph, Please say a novena here???!!!
So part two (updated). Then he starts going on to me about how he's allergic to just about everything...Again!! It was anything from cologne, shaving cream, grass clippings, dish detergent...etc.. And at this point I'm beginning to think?  (Yep folks! You've guessed what I'm thinking here?!)..When's the word "AIR" going to come out of his mouth with his smorgasbord of allegies? lol
..And let's not forget to throw the FUCKING CARPET ALLERGIES into the mix that he told me about last week!!  And again he mentioned to me this morning before I left for work if we still might consider getting rid of our rugs in the house and possibly even consider putting Buddha mats in our common area instead? Oh Jubilee!! Funny how he drives his car ok though?..Don't those things usually have carpet in them?? So now I'm convinced I'm living with the "boy in the bubble". And I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but think? "You friggen pussy...You friggen wacko!!....I say to myself? "This guy in his thinking and logic is totally Squared if not Cubed if this was a fucking math problem?!!!!!!"
So to top the cake last Sunday night about 10pm he has his door open and starts chanting like he's doing some form of a ritual mass!!! Now this has become a nightly ritual before he goes to bed every night.. Well for the love of fucking butter people!!!!! I've already got 3 text from my room mates last Monday pissed off at me about what took place last week. And now every night this week? In their new plea they're asking me again to address it!!...Which I've done once so far...But now it's becoming a true pissing contest for sure...This is pushing JJ's thresh hold buttons of patience, and believe me I consider myself to have many of those buttons to push before it comes to this. . But there is that breaking point!! And now my roommates are asking me to address it again? I have to be more forth coming.....So kids, this time it's going to be..." Choo! Choo! Kaboom! bro!!! The rail road crossing chimes have got to go!!"
We have a policy in our house, we don't give a crap about what your religion is, sexual orientation, political views,  whatever..,but we don't bring them into the general common area of the house. The motto "What goes on in your room, stays in your room as not to affect anyone else living in the house-hold..ie: If you bring a girl home, I don't want to hear it!! (most likely because I'm just jealous that I don't have one in my room, but that's another journal for another day..lol
Well let me end my evening rant with I have to come home from work at this point "again" this week and have to address the issue with him again, and again, again if I have to..,And I will do it tactfully as usual. Did I mention we all have to live together?? The joys of being the den mother over and over again...Maybe I'm not such a good judge of character after all...to be continued..And I will update this journal accordingly...
..And people wonder why Jay drinks!! lol