My Room....My Manhood

Crap...What a lot of work to build a sanctuary. Hubby put up all the hardware to hang my new drapes.  Hate them.  Took them down.  Hubby's mad as all his hard work was for nothing.  Hate my room.  Needs lots of work.  Window's 1st.  It's coming away from the wall!  It's the extreme weather----Hot as Hell or Frozen Tundra.  Augh....I got sleep last night, still trashed.  Maybe I'll have enough umphf to get after that window today after work!  I am turning into a man.  I found like 20 long black hairs under my chin (on my waddle).  Good grief I feel unattractive.  I've always LOVED men, I should have been a whore or madame, but I've never ever wanted to be one.  How long have those hairs been there?  Has anyone else seen them?  Am I growing hair on my back or my butt?  I looked in the mirror and didn't see any, but I look in the mirror every day to put on my war paint. Please, Jesus, I've lost so much.  I still have the PMS, sore boobs, eratic emotions can't I please keep my physically feminine attributes or at least not grow man hair!