My life trying not to go back and fourth too much

 The first time I remember being really drunk. I was sitting in a restaraunt and I passed out, my head on the table. I remember being awoken and lookin up at a cop sitting across the table from me. I don't remember what he said or if I was charged, but I do remember telling him I was just tired. I don't remember how I got home, but I did. The next morning all hung over of course, I started using my bragging rights to this event, as stupid as it was, at that time it was my claim to fame. Another time a friend and I were out ditch drinking (driving back roads drinking). My buddy was driving and we got pulled over. I (me in my drunken stupor and probably underage) I watched the cop coming up to his side of the car, and didn't notice the one coming up to mine. All of a sudden my door opened and I rolled out of the car and right on down the ditch. That one was a little emberassing. We did get charged with something that time, it cost us $18.50 and we lost our beer, but don't forget I had some more bragging rights ( what an idiot ) I guess I have a lot of these stories, but not right now. One place I was very fortunate is that I never spent any time in jail for being drunk. I know I was fined more than once, and I guess you will here about a few of them as we go along.