MY DAY SO FAR
WELL AM HOME FROM IV N DR F0R BILLY,AND THE DR WANTS MORE TESTS,A CAT SCAN NEXT TUES AT 9:30AM AND WE SEE THE DR AGAIN THURSDAY AT 1,SO NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS WE HOPE HUH,IV FOR ME WENT OK,HOPE I CAN SLEEP TONIGHT AS IT GETS ME WIRED,BRIANNA(BREE)HAS TESTS NEXT WEEK ALSO SO BOTH KIDS TO WORRY BOUT BUT HEY WE AINT TAKIN A DIRT NAP N COULD BE WORSE N BEATS THE HECK OUTTA A SHARP STICK IN DA EYE,THANKS ALL FOR THE LOVE PRAYERS N SUPPORT,GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGGZZZ.........SQUISHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..........LOVE YALL
HERES A FUNNY FOR YA , KEEP ON READING THE LIGHTER SIDE PLEASE AND LEAVE COMMENTS OR ADD JOKES
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in
Africa , taking her faithful, elderly poodle named
Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the old poodle starts chasing butterflies and
before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.
Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly
in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo
now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he
immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his
back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is
about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy,
that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are
any more around here."
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in
mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he
slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard,
"That was close! That old poodle nearly had m e!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole
scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this
knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from
the leopard. So off he goes, bu t the old poodle sees
him heading after the leopard with great speed, and
figures that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills
the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the
leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of
and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's
going to happen to that conniving canine!
Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the
monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do
now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with
his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen
them yet, and just when they get close enough to h
ear, t h e old poodle says...
"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago
to bring me another leopard!
Moral of this story....
Don't mess with old farts...age and skill will always
overcome youth and treachery! Brilliance only comes
with age and experience
HERES A FUNNY FOR YA , KEEP ON READING THE LIGHTER SIDE PLEASE AND LEAVE COMMENTS OR ADD JOKES
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in
Africa , taking her faithful, elderly poodle named
Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the old poodle starts chasing butterflies and
before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.
Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly
in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo
now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he
immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his
back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is
about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy,
that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are
any more around here."
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in
mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he
slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard,
"That was close! That old poodle nearly had m e!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole
scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this
knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from
the leopard. So off he goes, bu t the old poodle sees
him heading after the leopard with great speed, and
figures that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills
the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the
leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of
and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's
going to happen to that conniving canine!
Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the
monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do
now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with
his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen
them yet, and just when they get close enough to h
ear, t h e old poodle says...
"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago
to bring me another leopard!
Moral of this story....
Don't mess with old farts...age and skill will always
overcome youth and treachery! Brilliance only comes
with age and experience
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