My dad misspelled my name.

Who does that? He spelled my name the way his godawful girlfriend spells hers. Bastard. One would think I rank at least a little higher than the girlfriend. She is a cheating whore (she helped my padre cheat on my mother -- as far as I know she's never cheated on him. would serve him right, though) and I'm the fuck-up daughter. Fuck-up blood relative vs. bitchy on-again, off-again girlfriend: I'd go with the fuck-up. But maybe that's just me. Maybe I truly don't rate high on my father's list of people he appreciates. Blahhhh.