"My Big Fat Mess of a Plot to Coax My Ex Out of Hiding"- shouldn't that be a movie title??

P.S. Some clarifications to my ramblings:
1. I kind of didn't make A's intentions toward Sarah clear in my video- she was using her as a distraction. She outright told Sarah she didn't want a relationship. Neither of them want one with each other.
2. The entire night Sarah and I called her bf an "egghead" because that's the way his head is shaped. We literally must be four years old and total bitches because I don't think either of us have laughed that hard in forever. My fave quote from the night is "I WOULD NEVER DATE AN EGGHEAD, MY STANDARDS ARE SO MUCH HIGHER THAN THAT!"
3. A is indeed still with the Egghead. It's very removed and distant, though. She's only in it because he's away at college and she doesn't have to see him everyday. She gets to pretend, which is what my darling loves to do when things are remotely difficult.
 
Okay, now that that's settled, enjoy this 3 A.M. ramble for your entertainment on my warped love life, desire to get blitzed, and my promise to stay sober (of my ED and self injury, that is!)