my EX

Well yesterday sunday, my EX came around and made himself useful, he decided to wash my Jeep in an out, and tried to get his feet under the table but didn't work coz i told him where to go. He keeps saying how sexy i am and text me today saying that am looking very Yummyyyyy, and am like "piss off" too late u twat, i just presented him with the Divorce Petition, but you know what he doesn't even know what it is, ha ha ha, well never handle any bloody document or people in his life, was always up to me, but life will teach him the hard way now and he blooody well deserves it, he cant even handle a debit or credit card, MAN HOW SAD.  Too bad i wont be there for him anymore, not, am loving it..