MONSTERS are fattening! DANG!

Today, being Sunday, I got up early, with youngest son to do the Early Prayer Service which is the most peaceful time for me. Dashed home after, threw a whole frozen chicken in the micro to defrost, woke 15 yr old zombie son to get ready for regular church, threw defrosted chicken into pot and oven to cook while I go to church.Now as I am doing all this insanity, I am trying to cut back on calories as YESTERDAY my Dr. said I am 2 points (10 lbs) from being over-weight. She actually had the nerve to smile at me after telling me this! Must have brain trauma and they let her still be a nurse! Go figure!I thought, "HUH? ALL I DO IS DRINK COFFEE?" Then I realized I'd been chuggin' them Monster Coffees in a can (yes the ones with the warning labels! Max limit 3) all during Vacation Bible School so 2 x 5 plus.....and they are totally HIGH CALORIE. Found my weight trouble. So, now I gotta give up my beloved MONSTER JAVA. It even had my attitude stated on the can! It said "Coffee made the Monster Way with a take no prisoners kind of attiude and the ability to back it up."   DANG

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Hey, my doc informed me that I have doubled my wt since I was so sick two years ago!! And all I live on is Tims E T Cappichino !!! So know what you mean, and its good to catch it in the first ten lbs, easier to lose, not that I really care, except he will never give me pain control until i lose some, so shall offer him 5 a month!