Monday 07/14/2014

So it's Monday. Blah! I'm so tired. I wish I could just lay in bed all day today but Turd Jr. awaits....ahhhhhh!
I came home Friday and literally passed out at like 6pm! I didn't even cut the grass I just came home and went to bed! God people exhaust me! Of course my review was the same as last year, and the year before. Those things are such a waste! Come on man!
I made it to the gym Sat/Sun but that was just about all I did! I'm still recovering from my social trauma! Is it time for bed yet??? My shoulder is a bit stiff but I'm able to work around it. I'm reducing my food intake since my 36's are getting tight :) Actually my 38's are snug so I better cut the shit because I am NOT buying new clothes to fit my fat ass :)
Today it's working on the new code and Turd Jr. So unmotivated to work today but I need to get this crap done. Turd Sr. is being installed Saturday so lucky me I get to work. Ugh.
The stupid Bird got drunk last night and was fooling around with the old goober lady that lives on his street! The old bag is moving because she was kicked out for being a deadbeat and The Bird is so damn desperate and dumb he will obviously try to hump anything with a hole in it! Come on man! The old bag is a grandmother for God's sake! So gross dude.
Anywho, I need 10 more gallons of coffee and H needs her Monday donuts so I'm out....

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BlueYonderDreams
BlueYonderDreams

I completely relate to you about people exhausting you and the social trauma. Haha your part about the Bird is hilarious !
angeleyes92
angeleyes92

take a mental health day. people do it all the time. I just wish I could as a mom take a day off.
HOPE1955
HOPE1955

I hadn\'t thought about it, but I wonder if being around all the people at the gym so much is what has me feeling totally overwhelmed???? I\'m up there 4-5 hours a day. I was thinking it was the schedule change. Guess it\'s probably both. For some reason I was thinking Turd Jr., was going to be quick. Thank God it wasn\'t twins. LMAO. Poor Byrd. I\'ll go in with you on a blow up doll. AND WATCH IT!!!!! I\'m old enough to be a grandma. LMFAO. You\'re old enough to be a grandpa!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh yeah. Hurts doesn\'t it??? Piggin on Monday donuts!