Monday 07/07/2014
So it's Monday...blah! What a long sleepy weekend! I slept more then anything else for 3 days straight! Geez. Everyone I've talked to said the same thing. For me it was definitely the allergies. God I hate that tired feeling during the day. Whatever!
Friday I managed to cut the grass and went to The Bird's for a couple hours for his big cook out! Wow! I had to drag my ass over there let me tell you! Saturday I got my hair did and hit the gym then I basically slept all afternoon, woke up for a few hours then went back to bed around 8pm. I couldn't keep my eyes open! I couldn't even play video games because I couldn't concentrate. Ugh! Sunday I was at the gym at 8am then, once again, slept all afternoon then went to bed at like 9pm. Getting up this morning was a challenge and I keep hitting the wrong f**cking buttons on my keyboard! Work should be fun today......NOT!
So The Bird. The poor goofy Bird! I knew he was up to something on Saturday because he was quiet all day and only sent like 2 emails which usually means he's squirreling around! So around 8pm I'm ready for bed and goofball calls to see if I want to go out to a nightclub! Of course I said no and that was that. I didn't ask what he was up to because I was too tired to care! So I called his mom Sunday to see how she's doing and she tells me that Dummy (The Birds sister, we've called her Dummy since we were kids and for good reason :) tried to set the goof Bird up with some broad with like 3 kids and going through a divorce! Really? This is why we call her DUMMY!
So I ask The Bird about his "date" and he starts bitching about how nasty she was! Ha! He's such a goof! His mom said the same thing I did which is he's so desperate he's going meet some bimbo like his last wife that takes all his money and runs! Come on man! Crazy old fart!
Today I have to work on Turd Jr. and start reading that new book on the other new language I have to learn which is part of the new, new language I'm learning. Ugh! I have to say this new language is way better but I'm getting to old to learn new tricks :)
Anywho, Starbucks is calling and H needs her New Week donuts sooooooooooooooo.....
Friday I managed to cut the grass and went to The Bird's for a couple hours for his big cook out! Wow! I had to drag my ass over there let me tell you! Saturday I got my hair did and hit the gym then I basically slept all afternoon, woke up for a few hours then went back to bed around 8pm. I couldn't keep my eyes open! I couldn't even play video games because I couldn't concentrate. Ugh! Sunday I was at the gym at 8am then, once again, slept all afternoon then went to bed at like 9pm. Getting up this morning was a challenge and I keep hitting the wrong f**cking buttons on my keyboard! Work should be fun today......NOT!
So The Bird. The poor goofy Bird! I knew he was up to something on Saturday because he was quiet all day and only sent like 2 emails which usually means he's squirreling around! So around 8pm I'm ready for bed and goofball calls to see if I want to go out to a nightclub! Of course I said no and that was that. I didn't ask what he was up to because I was too tired to care! So I called his mom Sunday to see how she's doing and she tells me that Dummy (The Birds sister, we've called her Dummy since we were kids and for good reason :) tried to set the goof Bird up with some broad with like 3 kids and going through a divorce! Really? This is why we call her DUMMY!
So I ask The Bird about his "date" and he starts bitching about how nasty she was! Ha! He's such a goof! His mom said the same thing I did which is he's so desperate he's going meet some bimbo like his last wife that takes all his money and runs! Come on man! Crazy old fart!
Today I have to work on Turd Jr. and start reading that new book on the other new language I have to learn which is part of the new, new language I'm learning. Ugh! I have to say this new language is way better but I'm getting to old to learn new tricks :)
Anywho, Starbucks is calling and H needs her New Week donuts sooooooooooooooo.....
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Eeeeew. Baby turd & a new language within a new language. I realize that I\'m usually lost about this stuff, but this is ridiculous. I think I can keep track of Turd & Turd Jr, but absolutely no more languages. If I can\'t get that out of my head & end up trying to look it up I\'m hiring someone to whack you.
The Byrd has a sister named Dummy who fixed him up with a \"nasty\" girl. So, are there more Byrd relatives you\'re going to spring on me? Hope his mom is doing well. I can\'t imagine going through what she is. Okay, did the Bird go out with Nasty girl or was he going to try to pass her off to you, or did he want you to go to hold his hand? Oh well. At least this got e to stop thinking of the language within a language. Well, till now.
Hope your fingers woke up & work is going well. I gotta go to the dentist in a couple of hours. Ugh. I don\'t wanna go. I got a bad feeling about this!
Okay. Stuffing my face with donuts to relieve my anxiety about the dentist. Thanks. Talk to you tomorrow if I survive! H