Monday 06/16/2014
So it was a busy weekend! I was at the gym at 8am Sat and Sun :) I was finally able to cut the grass yesterday and it was STILL wet! Crazy right? It wasn't too long so I was able to cut it but it's like a swamp in some parts plus its going to rain all week again...eek!
And then there is The Bird...poor, poor Bird! He has a bad weekend! First his A/C broke on Saturday afternoon then he goes out for his "date" and I guess the woman never showed up so he ended up going to dinner with Low Gut at like 10pm! Ha! That poor bastard :) I told him to cut the shit with this internet dating crap....come on man! Ten strikes and your out Bird! Then the nut came to my gym on Sunday. He was so afraid are old Golds Gym buddies would keep talking to him then everyone walked by and didn't even know who he was! What a goof! He thinks he a f**king celebrity or something! The Bird could learn some lessons in having a personality if he would actually TALK to people! I may be a Hermit but at least I know how to be social when it's called for....goof!
Low Gut is crying because he hasn't seen my car yet! I told the goof to just come over! He's so weird. He's worried about my car and The Bird's lack of female companionship :) He should take care of his own business with that train wreck wife of his! Ha! I'm a jerk!!!
Today I need to go through that code and test that turd...blah. I am so NOT in the mood to work today. Monday sucks even holiday off Mondays :) Well, they suck less but still...
Anywho, I need another gallon of coffee and H needs her new week donuts soooooo see ya bye!
And then there is The Bird...poor, poor Bird! He has a bad weekend! First his A/C broke on Saturday afternoon then he goes out for his "date" and I guess the woman never showed up so he ended up going to dinner with Low Gut at like 10pm! Ha! That poor bastard :) I told him to cut the shit with this internet dating crap....come on man! Ten strikes and your out Bird! Then the nut came to my gym on Sunday. He was so afraid are old Golds Gym buddies would keep talking to him then everyone walked by and didn't even know who he was! What a goof! He thinks he a f**king celebrity or something! The Bird could learn some lessons in having a personality if he would actually TALK to people! I may be a Hermit but at least I know how to be social when it's called for....goof!
Low Gut is crying because he hasn't seen my car yet! I told the goof to just come over! He's so weird. He's worried about my car and The Bird's lack of female companionship :) He should take care of his own business with that train wreck wife of his! Ha! I'm a jerk!!!
Today I need to go through that code and test that turd...blah. I am so NOT in the mood to work today. Monday sucks even holiday off Mondays :) Well, they suck less but still...
Anywho, I need another gallon of coffee and H needs her new week donuts soooooo see ya bye!
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Your yard would probably be a real bitch if you hadn\'t got it cut this week. So, how long have you known all these guys? LOL. Maybe you can stare Bird into having to talk when others are around. I don\'t understand why anyone would agree to an internet date & then not go w/o even canceling. Definitely doesn\'t sound like a confidence building experience. Just when I get a mental picture of this guy, you throw in another aspect that throws me off completely, LOL. I have this image that works fine for me, like when you read about a character in a book, then WHAM! I have to start a mental eraser wearing itself out to a nub. \"He thinks he\'s a celebrity\". LMAO. Okay, you gotta admit that doesn\'t go with the rest of the stories. LOL.
Monday is OVER! It\'s done. I\'m having another desert donut & then going to try to put myself into a trance to go to sleep. Hope Tuesday is TERRIFIC! - H