MEDICAL REPORT

> Medical Report > > After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word > on nutrition and health: > 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than > Americans. > 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than > Americans. > 4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart > attacks than Americans. > 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer > heart attacks than Americans. > CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like...speaking English is apparently > what kills you, but the Government is trying to correct the problem >