Mama She's Crazy... She Really Is...

So I got this from a friend this morning... Of course I am sharing it... Do you think I want to feel silly all by myself...  NOT!!! 
 

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1. U can't count your hair
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out
Put your tongue back in fool.
 
10 Things I know about you...
1) U are reading this
2) U are human.
3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) U just attempted to do it
6) U are laughing at yourself
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) U laugh at this because everyone does it too.
10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it
I shared this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the funny farm camp category.  Welcome to My World... LOL Hugs Elissa

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connilla
connilla

Thanks Elissa...it was hysterical!!!
ter1
ter1

This is Great. You got me laughing. Love ya Elissa.
Terry
momjmc
momjmc

Yes, you can breathe with your tongue out!! LOL.
MomofJosh
MomofJosh

Count me in. lol
Leda
NoraMc
NoraMc

thanks for the smile,,, I needed one too !!! love ya!
jmk1973
jmk1973

Tried em\' all, lol....... Thanks, for the laugh and we are definately neighbors, in the Funny Farm !!!
Missinglisa
Missinglisa

I am on that farm too! Thanks for the laugh of the day. I needed it!!
Love, Marlene
KandL
KandL

Love it. Thank you for making me laugh and smile. That is priceless. xoxo
Reunion
Reunion

That\'s a funny one Elissa! Thanks for sharing (I did do almost all of the listed things, too!) Love, Donna
Livingjuicy
Livingjuicy

:) LOL!