Love this joke..lol
I can relate to this...lmao The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast Table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff." "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" She asked. "I figure that you would eventually remarry, And I don't want some asshole using my stuff..." She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"