Looking for help

Well well well, if it isn't my good old fucking friend. What you doing here? Im here to hold you back and make you feel like everything is too much hard work and pointless. Well your doing a very fine job my friend. maybe you should think about getting a promotion? I mean you have been in my head for quite some time now, don't you want to progress in life? Travel? See the world? Or are you scared? Scared of whats out there? Are you holding me back because if I go and do all these things that means you have to go and do them to? Well why don't we do them together? Surely if we unite it would make life a little easier?
Thats settled then. From now on we will put aside our differences and walk into the unknown side by side! 
lets go!
Go where?
Oh yeah. I know its a little far but we will think of something brain. We always do!