Look At it SNOW!
By golly... I looked out the window dis moanin a t around 2 am... and it's snowin and blowin like all get out... So I go snuggle up under the blanky with doggy... she's like my feet warmer upper... (rolls them brown eyes at me like.. dang ya feet are cold...) Okay round 5 am... I'm up makin like a coffee pot... since my old mister coffee had a stroke...I was gonna do open pot surgery... but it was stone cold... spitt it's last drop of Folgers and croaked... Oh gosh... Well I boil some water on the stove... put the coffee in the cup thingy with a filter... add the hot water and Wa..La... theres folgers in my cup... so after a cup... I open the back door and Pucky she like sticks her nose out the threshold... sniffs the air and high tails it back under the blankey..( I aint peein that that..)Din I get my boy up... so he can shovel some snow... he like why... it's still snowin... GO.... Please...make a showin... so we dont get an eviction notice.... OKAY....?He make out like he shovel a llittle snow here and a little snow there... Pucky is sittin in the window barkin at him cause she can hear him grumblin outside as he scrappes off he stepps...ten foot of side walk or so and he done... stick a fork in it... yepp...Now he off to do some community work... and me I'm here.... enjoyin the nice quiet moment before he gets back home... then the tv be on... he be on the computer.. and playin his DS at the same time... he calls it multi-taskin...me I call it stupid... then again I'm like a grummpy old fart most the time... rest the time I'm appolizing to him for being a grummpy old man... he just grins... I'm feelin a little moody lately... course I had to go and get my back out... and I aint no good when I get down in the back... on the pain scale I"m ringin the big 10 bell yepp all the way up.... (ding ding ding ding...) crazy aint it.... then I got the chronic pain on top that... hahaha and I want to find a girlfriend... dang someone must of dropped me on my head when I was a kid... So well I'm gonna go and toss the doggy out in the snow... and hope I can find her before she becomes a popcycle... aka chilly dog... where she go...?OH looks like a snow mole... I see a brown spot... yepp that's my pucky dog... Later friends... best wishes Russ
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