Lisa and I Seem to have Run Our Course

There seems to be nothing more to talk about.  When she started suggesting I buy her a $350+ Samsung Galaxy 6 cell phone for her birthday when we live 3,500 miles apart and we're only communicating by text, I tuned out.  Even if she were right here in person, I can't be with a woman who's always saying "I need you to buy me gifts to feel loved".  I need a woman who is more practical, intelligent, speaks clean, concise English (this woman's spelling and grammar are atrocious; I can't understand what she's saying half the time) and, yes, is physically beautiful.  Dream on...