Life is Sure Funny...

When I went out to the movies, I happened to be missing my Vietnamese ex and how we used to cuddle and make out in the back of the theater.  I must've been throwing those vibes and carnal sensations out into the universe, because three days later, she called me!  Felt bad about not returning my phone calls 3 years ago and wants to be "friends".  I reluctantly said yeah, and within 5 minutes of talking (or me talking and her listening), it became painfully obvious why she's an ex.  We're so different in so many ways.  Even our sex drives and desires for affection don't match up.  But it was nice to have her thrown back into the mix so I can see why we were wrong for each other in the first place.  I wish her well, but I'm not going to call her and could care less if she calls. Meanwhile, I've got the love of Jesus in my heart, and, if I need to jerk off to relieve myself sexually, I will.  I don't really need a woman.  But will be open to talking with one if she should come along.