Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes

     I want to advise you before you read....  some of the translations may be offensive to some.    Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics!Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English ..........................................................ChineseThat's not right!.......................................Sum Ting WongAre you harbouring a fugitive?................Hu Yu Hai DingSee me ASAP..........................................Kum Hia NaoStupid Man...................................................Dum FukSmall Horse .............................................Tai Ni Po NiDid you go to the beach?........................Wai Yu So TanI bumped into a coffee table!.....................Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin NiI think you need a face lift! .......................... Chin Tu FatIt's very dark in here! ................................Wai So DimI thought you were on a diet!......................Wai Yu Mun ChingThis is a tow away zone! ..............................No Pah KingOur meeting is scheduled for next week!.... Wai Yu Kum Nao Staying out of sight ........................................Lei Ying LoHe's cleaning his automobile ......................Wa Shing KaYour body odour is offensive.......................... Yu Stin Ki PuGreat ................................................................Fa Kin Su Pa