KIDS - How funny!

A little boy  went to Sunday school and the lesson was on Moses parting the Red Sea.  His mom asked what he learned in Sunday school. He said "nothing". She said, "Surely, you had to learn something."  He then told her, "Well, you see, there was this guy named, Moses, and he was leading a big bunch of people in the desert to a place that was supposed to be really nice when they came to this huge river. So they had to stop traveling to build a bridge to get to the good side of the river." His mom's mouth fell open, and replied...."THAT's WHAT YOU LEARNED IN SUNDAY SCHOOL?" He said, "No, but if I told you the story they told me, you'd never believe it." ROFLOL