Kids, gotta love em....

Well weather is kickin my old can.... boy I got more dents than a demolision derby car...My oldest son... he be 31 goin on 13 sometimes... can't  hold that against him burned a few brain cells way back when...He's wifey got herself on some kinda cookin contest.... and My son he's works as a chief for a local  Steak house.... So my son he wants to borrow my van.... cause his car went down hill, and well he savin money for whatever, uses my van more tthan i do.... and only pays for half the gas lol...Told ya he was savin for something....Welll  he so wants me and his little brother,  who is twice as big as him to come to the contest...and I told him I don't think I'm gonna make it call before you drive all the way over here  5 blocks lol...  and waist ya time and my gass....Well he do and I'm in pain, so I ainnt even goin, Id love to but hey I'm pushin a 7 or 8 on the pain scale... pill aint helpin either... so I'm gumpy... and then  his little brother he don't even wanna go and I don't force him...So my son 31 years old,  he come over and give us a arse chewin for being something hell I didn't even hear it all, then he throw it up in DJ's face he came to his graduation and he owes him something...YOu know I never forced my kids to do anything they didn't wanna do, meanin  if it wasn't viable.... what ever....Then as he leave he explains he wanted us there to Vote for his wife....Oh  I thought you wanted to spend time with us ......Oh  well he just needed our vote... he was so mad....(he can get glad in the same clothes he got mad in...)Well later about six  hours later.... I'd never made it myself  not that long.... my son  Russ jr, calls his wifey   Lisa Won....!!!!  Now he's a happy boy.... that made his day.... she got 700 dollars and whatever...Maybe  they   go buy themselves a car lol.... Hey wheres my van.... it didn't come home last nite.... oh jeeesh....Kids just like KFC... gotta love em....Me I'm achin like all getty up.... feel like i be run over, stepped in, and just plain dang achey... makes me a good grump pa.... I'm gonna go now.... fellow in the mirror needs his butt chewed lol....best wishes to all    Russ....