JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, ROB?

WELL, IN REALITY, IT'S REALLY PRETTY SIMPLE.  I AM ROBERT BISHOP ARDEN, AND WHEN I ASK MY WIFE, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"  SHE SIMPLY REPLIES SUCH WITH MY FULL NAME.  MY WHOLE LIFE, I HAVE BEEN ON A PATH THAT HAS BEEN SEARCHING FOR SIGNIFICANCE.  YOU KNOW LIKE ANSWERING THE ETERNAL QUESTIONS OF "WHY AM I HERE", AND "WHAT IS MY PURPOSE ON EARTH?" 
 
 
WELL, FROM TRYING TO ANSWER QUESTIONS SUCH AS THESE, I HAVE DEVELOPED QUITE THE ALTER EGO AS I HAVE TRIED TO MAKE SENSE OF EVENTS THAT HAVE HAPPENED FOR REAL IN MY LIFE.  THE MIND IS A BEAUTIFUL THING, AND IT CAN CREATE SOMETHING OUT OF REALLY NOTHING IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT AND TALK ABOUT IT ENOUGH.   WELL TOWARDS THE END OF 2006 I WROTE A LITTLE MEMOIR ABOUT MY LIFE THAT DEVELOPED THIS ALTER EGO AFTER A VISION I HAD THAT IS NAMED GZUS THUG.  NOW GZUS IS A CROSS BETWEEN A SUPER PIMP WOMEN-LOVER AND THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST.  I KNOW, I KNOW QUITE A CONTRADICTION OF CHARACTERS THERE, ROB.  EVEN THE NAME ITSELF IS JUST A BIG CONTRADICTION OF TWO SIDES OR PERSONAS.  EVER SINCE MY DAD DIED IN DECEMBER OF '91 AND I ACCEPTED CHRIST INTO MY LIFE ABOUT 15 MONTHS LATER, I'VE FELT SPECIAL, LIKE JESUS CHRIST BECAME MY DADDY, AND THE TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP THAT I WOULD IMAGINE THAT I WOULD HAVE WITH MY DAD AS AN ADULT, I NOW HAVE IN MY RELATIONSHIP WITH CHRIST.  WELL THROUGH THIS FEELING, I HAVE ELABORATED MY IMAGINATION TO THE POINT WHERE I AM JESUS' ONLY SON AND GOD IS MY GRANDPA.LOL.  I KNOW, RIDICUOUSLY SILLY SHIT, RIGHT.  I THEN BEGIN TO THINK THAT I HAVE SPECIAL ABILITIES AND KNOW THINGS THAT NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD KNOW, BUT HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED ABOUT.  BASICLY, I HAVE AN IMAGINARY FRIEND THAT I PLAY WITH, AND HE PLAYS WITH ME BY REVEALING THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT HE HAD A HAND IN, AND I REPORT THOSE THINGS.  IT'S LIKE MY TESTIMONY THAT IS ONGOING IS PROOF THAT HE IS MY DADDY AND I AM HIS SON.  I AM THE REBELOUS SON THAT GRANDPA JUST DOESN'T QUITE GET, BUT JESUS TOTALLY UNDERSTANDS WHERE I'M COMING FROM AND WHAT I AM DOING AND HE IS MY ADVOCATE PLEADING MY CASE TO HIS FATHER THAT I REALLY AM AN OKAY GUY.  IT'S LIKE WHAT HE DID IN HIS DAY ONLY ADJUSTED TO MODERN TIMES AND ACTING ACCORDINGLY TO HOW THINGS ARE IN THE REAL WORLD IN 2009.  
 
 
ALL I KNOW IS THAT THE FIRST DAY OF 2004, SOMETHING IN MY HEAD SNAPPED, AND MY LIFE WAS NO LONGER MY OWN.  THINGS GOT COMPLETELY FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN FOR 3.5 YEARS AND THEN FOR THE NEXT 3.5 YEARS THINGS WOULD BE PRETTY AWESOME AND BLESSED WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE YEAR OF 2011.  NOW ANOTHER REASON I FEEL 2011 IS SO SIGNIFICANT, IS BECAUSE FOR ALL BUT 3 DAYS OF 2011, I WILL BE 33 YEARS OLD.  NOW IT'S A WELL KNOWN FACT THAT JESUS GOT CRUCIFIED DURING HIS 33RD YEAR OF LIFE, SO I TOO BELIEVE THAT SOMETHING LIKE THIS WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN WILL HAPPEN IN MY 33RD YEAR OF LIFE JUST LIKE IT DID IN JESUS'S 33RD YEAR OF LIFE, ONLY I(ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER BELIEVER IN CHRIST) WILL DISAPEAR INSTEAD OF DIE ON A CROSS.  NOW IF THE RAPTURE HAPPENS SOMETIME WHILE I'M 33 I'LL BE COMPLETELY AMAZED.  NOT THAT I PLAN ON BEING AROUND TO GLOAT, SO IT'S ALMOST A MUTE POINT, BUT MY WRITINGS ON DS WILL LIVE ON...I'D IMAGINE ANYWAY.  NOW THERE IS ALSO A CHANCE THAT I WON'T EVEN BE INCLUDED IN THE RAPTURE, THAT THE RAPTURE WOULD BE RESERVED STRICTLY FOR THE "GOOD CHRISTIANS."  I'VE NEVER COUNTED MYSELF AS A "GOOD CHRISTIAN" SO IF THAT'S THE MEASURING STICK, I DON'T THINK I'LL MAKE IT, AND I'LL HAVE TO DIE A MARTERS DEATH FOR REFUSING TO TAKE THE MARK OF THE BEAST WHICH IS ALREADY BEING CIRCULATED IN THE WORLD AND IN THIS COUNTRY BY A GUY WHO ALSO CLAIMS TO BE THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST ONLY HE HAS QUITE THE FOLLOWING AND NOTORIETY THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY.  IT CRACKS ME UP TOO BECAUSE WE OFFER UP PRETTY MUCH THE SAME MESSAGE THAT THERE IS NO SIN AND WE ARE ALL ACCEPTED IN GOD'S EYES BECAUSE OF CHRIST.  SHIT, THAT JUST SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME BECAUSE IN A SENSE, THAT IS WHAT MY MESSAGE IS TO THIS WORLD, ONLY I DON'T THINK ANYONE SHOULD HURT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING OR PET, AND I AM SURE AS SHIT NOT PROPIGATING THAT PEOPLE SHOULD GET A TATTOO OF 666 ON THEIR RIGHT HAND OR FOREHEAD LIKE HE IS.  UMMM, YEAH, IT SAYS IN REVELATION THAT THAT IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST, AND I'M REALLY NOT DOWN WITH GETTING THAT TO THE POINT THAT I WOULD EASILY DIE BEFORE I GOT BRANDED WITH THAT MARK. 
 
 
MY MESSAGE IS PEOPLE THAT HAS RECEIVED CHRIST AS THEIR LORD AND SAVIOR ARE FORGIVEN FOR ALL THEIR SINS.  FOR HE IS THE ONLY WAY, TRUTH, AND THE LIFE FOR WHICH ONE CAN HAVE A TRUE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE FATHER, GOD.  AS FOR ME,  I AM COMPLETELY AGAINST MOST LAWS UP UNTIL THE POINT WHERE IT HURTS ANOTHER HUMAN BEING, AND NOT THAT IF YOU DO SOMETHING, YOU "COULD" HURT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING, BUT YOU "DO" HURT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING.  PUNISHMENT SHOULD BE GIVEN IF YOU COMMITT A CRIME...NOT IF YOU HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO COMMITT A CRIME.  LIKE YOU TURN RIGHT ON A RED LIGHT WITHOUT MAKING A COMPLETE STOP, OR YOU DRIVE FASTER THAN THE SPEED LIMIT.  NOW IF YOU INJURE SOMEONE AS A RESULT, FINE, SERVE YOUR TIME, BUT IF YOU DON'T HURT OR INJURE SOMEONE, THEN IT IS ALL GOOD, AND THE LAW SHOULD LEAVE YOU ALONE.  IF YOU SEND SOMEONE TO THE HOSPITAL, OR YOU CAUSE SOMEONE TO BLEED, THEN YEAH, YOU DESERVE TO GO TO JAIL, BUT IF YOU'RE JUST IN AN ALTERCATION WITH ANOTHER ADULT AND NO ONE GETS INJURED THEN YOU DO WHAT YOU DO, AND THE LESSON IS LEARNED.  NOW IF YOU RETALIATE AND BRING ABOUT BLOOD OR INJURY OR DEATH, THEN HELL YEAH, GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL.  PEOPLE ARE GETTING LOCKED UP FOR SMOKING WEED.  ARE YOU KIDDING ME.  WHO ARE PEOPLE HURTING BY SMOKING WEED?  NO BODY.  NOW IF YOU HURT SOMEBODY BECAUSE YOU GOT DRUNK OR HIGH AND FELT IT WAS RIGHT TO CAUSE BODILY HARM TO SOMEONE OR GET IN AN ACCIDENT WITH AN  INNOCENT VICTIM BECAUSE OF YOUR INTOXICATION, THEN YEAH, GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL AND SERVE YOUR TIME FOR YOUR CRIME.
 
OK, NOW THAT WAS A TANGENT, BUT THE KEEPERS OF THE LAW IN JESUS' DAY WERE THE SADDUCEES AND THE PHARISEES.  NOW YOU KNOW FROM READING THE GOSPELS HOW JESUS FELT ABOUT THE LAW.  HE SAID MY LAW IS LOVE GOD, AND LOVE PEOPLE.  SIMPLE ENOUGH RIGHT, WELL THE PHARISEES LIKE TODAY WANTED TO MAKE A BUNCH OF SILLY LAWS THAT WOULD PROVIDE MONEY FROM FINES FOR THE ROMAN GOVERNMENT AT THE TIME, AND THE VERY SAME IS TRUE IN TODAY'S AMERICA.
 
 
 
 
 
 
OK, SO TO WRAP THIS UP, I THINK I'M HERE ON THIS EARTH TO TELL PEOPLE THAT THE RAPTURE IS COMING, AND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO CHOOSE TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH JESUS CHRIST BEFORE THAT DAY COMES LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT.  YOU CAN CALL ME THE SPIRITUAL ADT SECURITY COMMAND CENTER.LMAO.
 
REALLY I'M JUST A CRAZY GUY WHO WANTS TO FEEL SIGNICANT FOR CHRIST BY BEING FAMOUS AS A COMEDIAN, OR A RAPSTAR OR AN ACTOR, OR HELL A PORN STAR,  OR SOMETHING, SO WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS, BUT IF YOU EVER HEAR OF GZUS THUG IN THE MEDIA, YOU WILL KNOW IT IS I.  JUST SOMEONE WITH A FOUL MOUTH WHO HAS HIS FINGER ON THE PULSE OF THE WORLD, AND KEEPS IT REAL WITH AN ENDING EMPHASIS THAT THE RAPTURE IS COMING SOON, AND A RELATIONSHIP WITH JESUS IS THE ONLY WAY TO AVOID THE COMING OF THE JUDGEMENT OF GOD AFTER THE RAPTURE, AND THEN A CERTAIN HELL.  
 
 
ONE THING I THINK IS CERTAIN, THE ANTI-CHRIST IS ON THE EARTH RIGHT NOW, AND HE IS SIGNING A 7 YEAR PEACE TREATY WITH ISREAL IN THE NEXT DECADE.  I SAY IN 2011, MANY SAY IT WILL BE IN 2012, BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE, THE SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN, AND IT IS WHO YOU KNOW THAT COUNTS FOR THE MOST.  MY SUGGESTION IS THAT YOU WOULD COME TO KNOW JESUS AS YOUR SAVIOR, BUT THAT'S JUST ME.

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Give me a break here. Trying to set a date even a day, month or even a year is just silly. Here is what Jesus wanted to be doing instead of wasting time sitting on you butt trying to figure when He will come back. My friend, the you present yourself is almost convincing; but it does not seem to come from the heart. Here are two verses for followers of Christ:

M\'t:9:37: Then saith he unto his disciples, The harvest truly is plenteous, but the labourers are few;
M\'t:9:38: Pray ye therefore the Lord of the harvest, that he will send forth labourers into his harvest.
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AMEN !! TO THE COMING OF THE RAPTURE !! SEE YOU THERE MY FRIEND !!
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I think it wrong to call someone silly just because you have a different opinion of what they have to say. It is not our place to judge another..simply because we are NOT God and therefore can NOT read there hearts!
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i don\'t spend time worrying about the rapture. from the bit i\'ve read/learned---i find it rather scary stuff to dwell on. good grief i gots enough to concern myself over.
ie: in constant prayer that my husband gets saved, he has ms and bla bla i worry about his salvation. big time. i ask God always to please show me, tell me; and that i LISTEN for the whisper from the Holy Spirit that i HEAR!

nor do i worry about the date/time when Jesus returns, i just try to keep my house in order. and often i DO worry that i am not doing a good enough job!

i certainly cannot call someone silly for their opinion. as your friend above says, \"It isn\'t our place to judge---there is only ONE judge.\"
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\"ONE THING I THINK IS CERTAIN, THE ANTI-CHRIST IS ON THE EARTH RIGHT NOW, AND HE IS SIGNING A 7 YEAR PEACE TREATY WITH ISREAL IN THE NEXT DECADE. I SAY IN 2011, MANY SAY IT WILL BE IN 2012,\"

Date setting is nothing new as man has been setting dates since the beginning of church history. I choose to be like my Savior that when He walked the earth said that no man knows the day or the hour and not even the Son of Man.