just somthing to amuse yall
Spread the Stupidity Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? As you may have heard, each of us will be getting a tax rebate check to stimulate the economy. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China . If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala . If we purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America . The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it at yard sales, since those are the only businesses still in the US .
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soooooooooooo true lmao
Fired up today I see!!! but how true!
Love ya Teddy Bear!
LOL! Every word true!
*** your an ideal American ***
lmao. i agree with every one of em!
LOL!!!! EVERYTHING YOU SAID IS TRUE
LMAO TOO GRIZZLY,
WHAT A WISE MAN YOU ARE.I THINK I\'LL START GOING TO
GARAGE SALES.IT\'LL HELP THE INDIVIDUAL,THE ECONOMY.BOY
AM I STUPID TODAY.SMART GUY\'S LIKE YOU GET MY BRAIN
FRIED WORSE THAN IT IS.YOU ALWAY\'S HAVE WORD\'S OF KNOWLEDGE AND WISDOM.
NOW IF WE COULD MAKE PEOPLE FEEL AS GOOD AS THE PEOPLE
HAVING THE TAG SALE (BY SELLING EVERYTHING)WOULDN\'T THAT
BE GREAT.I PUT MY MONEY ON BLESSING FOR EVERYONE OUT
THERE.AND A GREAT BIG OLE SQUIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH
FOR THIS VERY TAME BEAR WE HAVE ON THIS SITE.HOW LUCKY
CAN ALL THAT MEET YOU BE.MY WORD\'S OF WISDOM.
YOUR GOOOD SQUISSSSSSHER,DIANEY LOL
LMAO...the first part of being stupid was so funny and the second part is so true. Your also right about our money. Your right about going to yard sales but its really damn sad too that our money goes every but here. You really had me laughing with this journal. You are always such a blessing. Thanks again for the laughs. I need them. Big squisshhhhhy bear hugs to you my dear friend.
Love ya bunches....Julie
Well just remember that Yard Sale Stuff wasn\'t made here!
Loved the entire thing...Take Care. LOL and many Hugs..
Thanx:)for making me smile
This was great! (: