Just sad

Isn't this just sad??? I'm sitting here at home alone on a Saturday night. I might get the house to myself maybe 3 or 4 times a year, and I'm all alone with absolutely nothing to do. I'm sorry, but i'm not old and I can keep up with the youngest of them. But here I sit, with a drink in hand in a quiet house - all alone! This can't be happening....anyone want to join me??