July.14,2009 Hey Journal...

Well  after several days of tryin to connect to DS...I've  just figure I'd try to write a Journal... that has failed couple times...  I feel like an old squirrel runs to the end of the tree limb to jump.. half way to the other tree.. I freeze...  no movement...  just stuck there in mid-air.....then when you unfreeze.... you dont continue on your way... gravity takes over and ya bust ya hinny in the grass and pine cones below...ov course me bein a 400 pound squirrel....the impact refreezes and for the next several hours ya trapped in the dust and grass and pine cone hell.........Okay here in Nutbrush country ..I be ridin my three wheely.. it's little sqeaks start out soundin like ... help me.... help me... and after and hour or so.. the squeaks are louder more like groans.. now it sounds like.....GET OFF....GET OFF.....When I hang a left.. I hear this loud clikin noise...(I'm wearin my hearin device from radio shacky)...so when I'm peddlin along i hear ...help me... help me... clik... clik...clik...help me....get off...get off...clik... clik...GET Off..... clik .....GET OFF... okay..time for a break.. my butt died any way......so  I stopp... lock the one and only brake... peel the ridin shorts outta my skin.... pat my booty... quietly sayin wake up...  hey you'd think a hinny this big would be way soft to sit on... buttt  noo....so any way... i've lost a couple of pounds ... couple inches...  feel better.. way more handsome and Dashin...(get off the sidewalk..!)  told ya i was dashin... well gotta go.. chat with an old DS  friend.. ya'll bee good.. if ya can't bee good bee careful.. Aint life Grand... russ

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I love your sense of humor! luv ya Russ!