JOKE: you know you live in/from south jersey if ...

1.  You either live in south jersey, central jersey or north jersey, NOT "new" jersey:
  
2.  You know you're from South Jersey if, going to New York is a huge trip but Philly is someplace to go when your bored. 3.  You know you're from South Jersey if, you go to pennsylvania or delaware to buy things 4. You know you're from South Jersey if, your suprised when people dont know what a jug handle is 5. You know you're from South Jersey if, you can name 20 diners withen a 10 mile radius. 6. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know who vern was at the clementon pool hall and knew anyone under 18 was thrown out after 10 pm 7. You know you're from South Jersey if, people remember you sitting on the steps next to petes cigar store. 8. You know you're from South Jersey if, you and everyone else were thrown out of the auction at the berlin farmers market because of eating ,waiting or sitting instead of bidding. 9. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know where at least 12 housing developments are. 10. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've ever been confused by soil that isn't at least 80 percent sand. 11. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've ever spent the day visitng abandoned mental institutions with your friends. 12. You know you're from South Jersey if, you made love at the Star Lite, or tried to and got kicked out cause it was raining. 13. You know you're from South Jersey if, you remember Pix Anne and Sally Star 14. You know you're from South Jersey if, you ever left the river when the cops came and just went to another place on the river until the cops came, then went back to the first place again.... all night long. 15. You know you're from South Jersey if, you walked 2 miles to the Village Tavern and hoped for a ride home at 2 am. 16. You know you're from South Jersey if, you remember Fran Dans, Rita's, and The Triangle in Westville. 17. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know what a fudgie wudgie is. 18. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know the "Phily" diner has nothing to do with "Philly", its because its on the Black Horse Pike. 19. You know you're from South Jersey if, you live in 08021 and your mailing address is not the town you live in. 20. You know you're from South Jersey if, you remember when Glouster Township Day used to be fun. 21. You know you're from South Jersey if, you remember Playing Jailbreak, NOT Manhunt. 22. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've referred to Veterans Park as the "Tire Park" 23. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know what a "Cricker" is and you either are one, used to be one, or wish you could be one. 24. You know you're from South Jersey if, "Nursery" does not mean a place with little kids and "Nursery men" is a common term. 25. You know you're from South Jersey if, turning left on a major road always means first turning right and then waiting at a light, and this seems perfectly natural. 26. You know you're from South Jersey if, you realize that nearly all traffic rules are really just suggestions. 27. You know you're from South Jersey if, you would drop everything you were doing and run to the voting polls right now if you heard we were voting to make North and South Jersey separate states. 28. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know it can be -10 degrees and 70 degrees in January in the same year. 29. You know you're from South Jersey if, you can name three people you know who have hit a deer with their car in the last 6 months. 30. You know you're from South Jersey if, shore Traffic affects your daily routine even though you live an hour from the shore. 31. You know you're from South Jersey if, you think Trenton is North Jersey 32. You know you're from South Jersey if, you are bewildered by outsiders who complain about it being dark at night. 33. You know you're from South Jersey if, you were deeply saddened when street signs started being installed near your home. 34. You know you're from South Jersey if, you're confused when a bank in another state informs you that theyre not open on the weekend (you know at least 5 commerce banks within 10 minutes of your house that are open 7 days a week). 35. You know you're from South Jersey if, you're going to be driving out of state you fill up at the last gas station on the border before leaving nj and try to get back to jersey at all costs before running out of gas just so you dont have to pump your own (cuz how do you do that anyway?) 36. You know you're from South Jersey if, you remember hanging out at collegetown in Glassboro and getting chased out by the cops and ending up in Burger Kings parking lot. 37. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know everyone use to go to Delwood Skating Rink. 38. You know you're from South Jersey if, you hate having to pump your own gas while out of state. 39. You know you're from South Jersey if, you buy your lottery tickets in North Jersey cause you think Trenton rigged it that way. 40. You know you're from South Jersey if, you can't rightly see why we aren't a seperate state. 41. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've ever hitched a ride back from the shore while drunk. 42. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know its finally summer because you can smell the pig farms. 43. You know you're from South Jersey if, quality time with your gram involved driving to delaware to get her cartons of newports, or pall-malls. 44. You know you're from South Jersey if, half the kids you went to high school with were your cousins. 45. You know you're from South Jersey if, youve ever been to wheaton village. 46. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know that 55 was built on indian burial grounds. 47. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've ever met up with friends at a wawa parking lot. 48. You know you're from South Jersey if, you have relatives in south philly. 49. You know you're from South Jersey if, you have friends that own a pizza shop. 50. You know you're from South Jersey if, you remember caldor. 51. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've ever had a slush puppy from heritages and know what water ice is (not italian ice). 52. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've ever been lost in camden.