JOKE/PHOTO: someday we'll catch that laser pointer....someday. lol.//blonde diary joke
BLONDE DIARY JOKE:
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..Helllloooo!!!…….bottles won’t fit in printer!!!MarchGot really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..Box said ‘ 2-4 years!’ April Trapped on escalator for hours … Power went out!!!MayTried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions….8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!! JuneTried to go water skiing…….Couldn’t find a lake with a slope. JulyLost back stroke swimming competition…..Learned later that the other swimmers cheated- they used their arms!!!AugustGot locked out of my car in rain storm…..Darn car filled up with water because convertible top was open.September The capital of California is ‘C’…..isn’t it??? OctoberHate M & M’s…..They are so hard to peel. November Baked Thanksgiving turkey for 4 1/2 days … Instructions said bake 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December Couldn’t call 911.‘Duh’…..there’s no ‘eleven’ button on the stupid phone!!!
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LMAO the photo came out smooshed, but i lovvvve this joke!
Loved this journal THANKS XXOO
yeah, this is my favorite one of the journals right now, this and the lost city wow! the blonde thing is a hoot. bda is like this, except she is dark haired. was talking to ggt lately, she used to call bda \"baby hughie\" because she was large and always referring to her mother. she still does. the blonde thing i never thought of, unfortunately its true. except i\'m not sure how much of it she does because she is stupid and how much is jealousy or just plain evil. she is one of those who is great on her bipolar meds and a total disaster without her meds or with the meds wearing off. even her brother is kind of off like that. i think they all have some level of bipolar in that family.
LOL!!!
love this one. i\'m going to have it printed in color and hang it up or frame it. soooo true. a friend in real life e\'mailed me that its on her fridge now. lol.
so far j and tm both don\'t go for it. why!? lol.