JOKE: How to ruin your teenager's life. HILARIOUS!!//HAPPY 49 + 2 Birthday Steven! lol.
Happy 49 + 2 Birthday Steven! lol. Never thought any of us would be this old. Steven is a dead ringer (was) for an actor named Ronald Sinclair, there is one picture from the 1930's of Ronald Sinclair in an army uniform - if the guy in the photo was 6 feet tall (5' 10") he would be Steven from age 14 through about age 35 actually. lol. Though the photo is Ronald Sinclair (a child actor) at around age 13. That is Steven to a T. but only that photo matches exactly.
Even though no one wants me putting this up, his is the one b-day that i never forget because he is born just after midnight of Valentine's day, which makes the b-day the 15th, so easy to remember, when you are out for one and then you go right into the next one.
JOKE: HOW TO RUIN YOUR TEENAGER’S LIFE
“Do not appreciate the fact that their hair is the most important topic of conversation almost any day of the year. Fall asleep when your teenager is telling you what Sue said to Jennifer and what Jennifer told Maryanne and what Karen did then. Drop them off where their friends can see you. Expect them to take coherent phone messages. Pretend you like what passes for music in their world. Explain to them that because the prefrontal cortex in their brain has not yet developed, they do not know how to control their emotions, restrain harmful impulses, or make rational decisions. Say, “Hi dude, nice threads,” to your son’s friend when he comes to your house in a clean T-shirt. Say “dude” for any reason whatsoever. Drive slower than the speed limit. Drive faster than the speed limit. Drive at the speed limit. Use their slang correctly or incorrectly – they’ll hate you either way. Dress like Christina Aguilera. Dress like an old lady. Dress in moderate-priced clothes. Dress in expensive clothes. Dress in old clothes. Get dressed.
Even though no one wants me putting this up, his is the one b-day that i never forget because he is born just after midnight of Valentine's day, which makes the b-day the 15th, so easy to remember, when you are out for one and then you go right into the next one.
JOKE: HOW TO RUIN YOUR TEENAGER’S LIFE
“Do not appreciate the fact that their hair is the most important topic of conversation almost any day of the year. Fall asleep when your teenager is telling you what Sue said to Jennifer and what Jennifer told Maryanne and what Karen did then. Drop them off where their friends can see you. Expect them to take coherent phone messages. Pretend you like what passes for music in their world. Explain to them that because the prefrontal cortex in their brain has not yet developed, they do not know how to control their emotions, restrain harmful impulses, or make rational decisions. Say, “Hi dude, nice threads,” to your son’s friend when he comes to your house in a clean T-shirt. Say “dude” for any reason whatsoever. Drive slower than the speed limit. Drive faster than the speed limit. Drive at the speed limit. Use their slang correctly or incorrectly – they’ll hate you either way. Dress like Christina Aguilera. Dress like an old lady. Dress in moderate-priced clothes. Dress in expensive clothes. Dress in old clothes. Get dressed.
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... the prefrontal cortex in their brain has not yet developed, they do not know how to control their emotions, restrain harmful impulses, or make rational decisions.\" I can think of adults like this -- or is that bipolar again?