JOKE: HOW TO PROPERLY COOK A TURKEY
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L
1. buy a turkey,
2. have a glass of wine;
3. stuff turkey,
4. have a glass of wine;
5. put turkey in oven,
6. relax, have another few glasses of wine;
7. turk the bastey;
8. wine the glass another get;
9. ponder the meat thermometer;
10. glass yourself another pour of wine.
11. bake the wine for 4 hours.
12. take the oven out of the turkey.
13. floor the turkey up off the pick.
14. turk the carvey.
15. get yourself another wottle of bine.
16. tet the sable, and pour yourself another glass of turkey.
17. say grace, throw-up and pass out.
L
1. buy a turkey,
2. have a glass of wine;
3. stuff turkey,
4. have a glass of wine;
5. put turkey in oven,
6. relax, have another few glasses of wine;
7. turk the bastey;
8. wine the glass another get;
9. ponder the meat thermometer;
10. glass yourself another pour of wine.
11. bake the wine for 4 hours.
12. take the oven out of the turkey.
13. floor the turkey up off the pick.
14. turk the carvey.
15. get yourself another wottle of bine.
16. tet the sable, and pour yourself another glass of turkey.
17. say grace, throw-up and pass out.
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Yep! This makes perfect sense to me!! LOL!!!!
You got it, lol hugs Susie x
Sounds like a perfect wine day to me.......OH......I meant to say.....sounds like a perfect Turkey Day to me!
what i did right today:
washed the car
took care of the animals
got woken by blu waaaaay before i wanted to wake up. grrrr.
went up north to go on the boat but stillll didn\'t
picked up animal for surgery
read part of mr. henshaw
made mushroom alfredo and its reallllly good.
bought fruit for the side of the alfredo. yum.
hung the wreath
put poincettia in my car for office