JOKE: chocolate is a salad//PHOTO: man unplugging vacuum
JOKE: "Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes out of a tree, that makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad."
"If you don't build you dreams, someone will hire you to build theirs.” www.knowledgeoftoday.org/2013/01/what-does-school-really-teach-children.html
"If you don't make the time to work on creating the life you want, you're eventually going to be forced to spend a LOT of time dealing with a life you don't want."
L
today there are two festivals. had the energy for it when i first woke up and the energy left as soon as i took my meds and the allergy/cold symptoms returned. now i wonder if its from the meds -- the pollen count -- or something else.
lounged on the deck and it didn't get better or worse. nice, sunny, dryish day today, about 80 degrees. perfect weather. took a half-dose of bronchitis medicine which helped a LOT, but it still made me sleepy from the codeine in it. still getting the pressure thing on the brain, which is the only thing making me rest straight after work or anything with exertion ... and swirly things, which i think is the cold. really bored anyway. wish i'd lose weight and start playing some kind of sport again. i'll spend the morning "diapering" as in, the animals are using newspaper lately, not litter, so i keep cleaning up after them, changing out newspaper. wth with that!
JOKE: Isn't it wonderful to know some people will never become too old?
"If you don't build you dreams, someone will hire you to build theirs.” www.knowledgeoftoday.org/2013/01/what-does-school-really-teach-children.html
"If you don't make the time to work on creating the life you want, you're eventually going to be forced to spend a LOT of time dealing with a life you don't want."
L
today there are two festivals. had the energy for it when i first woke up and the energy left as soon as i took my meds and the allergy/cold symptoms returned. now i wonder if its from the meds -- the pollen count -- or something else.
lounged on the deck and it didn't get better or worse. nice, sunny, dryish day today, about 80 degrees. perfect weather. took a half-dose of bronchitis medicine which helped a LOT, but it still made me sleepy from the codeine in it. still getting the pressure thing on the brain, which is the only thing making me rest straight after work or anything with exertion ... and swirly things, which i think is the cold. really bored anyway. wish i'd lose weight and start playing some kind of sport again. i'll spend the morning "diapering" as in, the animals are using newspaper lately, not litter, so i keep cleaning up after them, changing out newspaper. wth with that!
JOKE: Isn't it wonderful to know some people will never become too old?
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Well, I wish you all the best in your dieting ventures! I guess we all need to be a bit slimmer in this nation! The mayor of NY, Bloomberg, tried to get all 16oz sodas off the market! Whelp, the public won! The court voted his decision down. People want their sugar. Period! I have many friends who are Diabetic and even with that illness still have a candy drawer. I can\'t say anything though! I have a chocolate drawer! (and it\'s full all the time) LOL...my bad!
Anyway, I do hope you feel better soon! Just remember as your considering dieting, that chocolate, is a plant! And you\'re got proof!! LOL!!
Hugs Susie x
That picture is priceless. It got a smile on my face on a hard day. *hugs*
yeah, it cracked me up when i saw it too. lol.
Loved the joke!!