JOKE: 3 proofs
3 proofs that jesus was hispanic
1. his first name was jesus
2. he was bilingual
3. he was always being harassed by the authorities
3 proofs that jesus was black
1. he called everybody brother
2. he liked gospel
3. he couldn't get a fair trial
3 proofs that jesus was jewish
1. he went into his father's business
2. he lived at home until he was 33.
3. he was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was god.
3 proofs that jesus was latin
1. he talked with his hands
2. he had wine with every meal.
3. he worked in the building trades.
3 proofs that jesus was californian
1. He never cut his hair.
2. he walked around barefoot.
3. he started a new religion.
3 proofs that jesus was irish
1. he never got married
2. he was always telling stories
3. he loved green pastures.
1. his first name was jesus
2. he was bilingual
3. he was always being harassed by the authorities
3 proofs that jesus was black
1. he called everybody brother
2. he liked gospel
3. he couldn't get a fair trial
3 proofs that jesus was jewish
1. he went into his father's business
2. he lived at home until he was 33.
3. he was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was god.
3 proofs that jesus was latin
1. he talked with his hands
2. he had wine with every meal.
3. he worked in the building trades.
3 proofs that jesus was californian
1. He never cut his hair.
2. he walked around barefoot.
3. he started a new religion.
3 proofs that jesus was irish
1. he never got married
2. he was always telling stories
3. he loved green pastures.
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good to know. i didn\'t put it on the christian site for that reason, thought it would be safe in my own journal?
3 proofs that jesus was pagan:
1. he\'s worshipped on a SUN day, like egyptian sun gods were.
2. death and resurection is also akin to the sun setting and rising
3. the roman/persian sun god, mithra, was born dec 25
Very good! lol