JOKE: 3 proofs

3 proofs that jesus was hispanic
1.  his first name was jesus
2.  he was bilingual
3.  he was always being harassed by the authorities

3 proofs that jesus was black
1.  he called everybody brother
2.  he liked gospel
3.  he couldn't get a fair trial

3 proofs that jesus was jewish
1.  he went into his father's business
2.  he lived at home until he was 33.
3.  he was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was god.

3 proofs that jesus was latin
1.  he talked with his hands
2.  he had wine with every meal.
3.  he worked in the building trades.

3 proofs that jesus was californian
1.  He never cut his hair.
2.  he walked around barefoot.
3.  he started a new religion.

3 proofs that jesus was irish
1.  he never got married
2.  he was always telling stories
3.  he loved green pastures.

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38lbs
38lbs

good to know. i didn\'t put it on the christian site for that reason, thought it would be safe in my own journal?
penntucky
penntucky

3 proofs that jesus was pagan:

1. he\'s worshipped on a SUN day, like egyptian sun gods were.

2. death and resurection is also akin to the sun setting and rising

3. the roman/persian sun god, mithra, was born dec 25
gustokitty
gustokitty

Very good! lol