January 10, 2010

Well, Rangergirl and I decided to go out on the town tonite.  Stupid idea since it's only 4 degrees but when you're crawling the walls, anything is reasonable. We met tthis guy and here's what his card said (if I'm lying, I'm dying): Sam.....Builder/ContractorFestival SecurityMale Exotic Dancer He told us he's build the house, keep you secure and entertain you all at the same time!AND he wore a cowboy hat!  How I ever kept a straight face I have no idea. We were laughing so hard we were crying.  I swear I'm going to have the thing laminatedbecause no one would ever believe it!  We laughed all the way home and I'm STILLgiggling!  Welcome to my life --- if they're out there, they'll find me.  kind of like homingpigeons, lol! Joey, is this what it means to be awesome??? I think not!