January 10, 2010
Well, Rangergirl and I decided to go out on the town tonite. Stupid idea since it's only 4 degrees but when you're crawling the walls, anything is reasonable. We met tthis guy and here's what his card said (if I'm lying, I'm dying): Sam.....Builder/ContractorFestival SecurityMale Exotic Dancer He told us he's build the house, keep you secure and entertain you all at the same time!AND he wore a cowboy hat! How I ever kept a straight face I have no idea. We were laughing so hard we were crying. I swear I'm going to have the thing laminatedbecause no one would ever believe it! We laughed all the way home and I'm STILLgiggling! Welcome to my life --- if they're out there, they'll find me. kind of like homingpigeons, lol! Joey, is this what it means to be awesome??? I think not!
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LMOF. Nice job titles. Yes, you need to frame that one. I will be giggling most of the day.
Hey, they\'re everwhere.
How did I not know there were people like that out there?
Funny, LMAO! So Glad you went out and had fun. Laughing? What? you mean you are living your life again? You\'re Awesome
Joey
Gee whiz.....Was he hot? Have him give you a lap dance and buy your girlfriends a round of chicken wings and beer! Sounds like fine entertainment to me. LOL
I have been laughing all day, every time i think of it.
Too funny- did he look like a male exotic dancer? lol
Jeesh - I\'ve got to liven up my business cards!
Yes he did actually, from what i could see through my tears of laughter!
Well, butter my buns and call me a biscuit, sugar! I\'m sitting here shaking my head in wonder....
Gaud has he got a Canadian brother? What the heck just send him here.
Scan it and make it your profile picture. That is classic.
Hey can you arrange for him to come to us, as we gather for a get-to-gether, all of us women who have beenhurt......
who need some good looking buns.....
who are ready to watch some fun.....
and who would probably kick in for the treat.....
plus have somethin over for a tip!!!!
think about it! You would be our best friend if you arranged this for us....women.....who could use this treat! lol
I think if you made a post, you\'d have over 100 women, so don\'t know where you are located, but consider it!
Haven\'t seen a male dancer, but once, and I am well overdue, was 25 years ago at a friends girl nite out before she was married. It was at her mother\'s home, and I was so shy, and embarassed, but did manage a few quick sneak peaks! Oooh jsut thinking about it......
Please post and make arrangements for us women, our nite out, even if we have to drive or fly,,,,,
great excuse for a get-together anyways!
Have y ou started making arrangements yet?
Let us know so we can reserve space on our busy calendars!
You are all so funny!!! We SHOULD have all been there! What a riot it would have been! I\'ll make a post to see what kind of interest there might be in a get together. I live south of Buffalo, NY. Can get to practically anywhere easily.
p.s. i saw the Chippendales about 25 years ago and OMG!!! Amazing! Sat next to an Italian grandmother who couldn\'t speak english but sure had those dollar bills flying!
Sounds good. I too have seen a dancer once. But a get together sounds like fun. Please someplace WARM..w ith beaches and sun shine. Have to be not too expensive..
Cool it Ladies! Those guys are ,,, Ya Know..They Play for the other team! All they want is your money..Oh wait..So does my stbx!