Is A Good Thing We Like Animals

I am trying to maintain some humor as I focus and struggle with so many of our endless little imperfections that do often settle in as we age  (well beyond that 39. lol)

BATWINGS--- the little flab pockets that dangle just under your arms if you stretch them to the sides.

TURKEYNECK--- when the skin is loose under the chin and hangs  (and you wait for them to gobble. lol)

RACCOON EYES---dark bags under the eyes  (actually more from sweating mascara, but can be from puffy eyes as well)

KANGAROO POUCHES--- The skin is not tight and firm at the top of the  inner thighs. I refer to this as my kangaroo pouches  (Usually these are what lead us mature babes to resort to swimsuits with the dreaded skirt. --Augh)

these are just a couple I can think of , but still could happily do without. haha