Interesting morning

Had an interesting morning yesterday. Left about an hour early for work so I could go fishing beforehand and knew I hadnt emptied my bowels all the way but always carry toilet paper with me just in case. Got down to where the Carp River empties into Lake Superior absolutely flat as a sheet of glass and the sun was just coming up, beautiful, one of those mornings I dream about. Made a few casts and started to feel a rumble in my guts and thought just a couple more casts and then I will find a place to "go". Well as often happens to us all those rumbles quickly turned into you better move your ass boy and find a place to crap or else and guess what, no paper in my pocket. I ran up to the Jeep and got the paper and on the way back down the hill my body decided it  was time to evacuate itself. So here I am tucked up under an old railroad trussle pants down to my knees praying no one else decides to come strolling by with shit in my pants. I have become quite the expert at cleaning myself up after such an incident, not something I ever aspired to be good at but we all have our talents I suppose. As a matter of fact the incontinence has become so commonplace for me that I have become accustomed to it, how horrifying is that. I had one day at work where I crapped myself 3 times, hit the trifecta that day. Anyway one of these days someone is going to catch me with my pants down literally and how the hell am I going to explain that one. They will have one hell of a story to tell there friends anyway, I will be there comic relief for that day. Man you would not have believed it, I looked up under the bridge and here is this idiot with his drawers down taking a shit right in front of god and country, what a dipshit. Well after all that I decided since the urge was gone and I was cleaned up for the most part, I went back to fishing and not even a hit. You would at least think the good Lord would give me a small Coho for supper anyway, maybe this morning my luck will change. Laugh or cry are my options, nothing in between,  most days I choose to laugh thank God for a beautiful sunrise and continue on for this is my life, my strange wonderful life that I have been blessed with. Thank God for laughter and for the support of my DS friends who help me find my way on a daily basis.