I must be going nuts!

ok, so I don't usually wake up before the butt-crack of dawn (who is dawn and how'd the bitch get in my bed?) but I did today because I have an early appt. to deliver. anywho. I turned thw coffee pot on then spent 10 mins looking for a fricking BABY! I could have sworn the coffee maker sounded like a fussy baby. and I was the dummy looking for it! dammit, but sometimes (like when it makes me look like an even bigger fool) I hate my biological clock and the (can't say ringing cause its too loud) GONG that keeps going off.