I\'m A
I'm a wizard, a dummy, a socerer, and a nincompupe. I'm a smart guy and an idiot. I'm open and secretive. I'm a liar, a cheat, and a lifesaver. I'm an enemy and a friend. I'm a confidant and a stranger. I'm a blessing and a curse. I'm a person you can talk to and a person who won't listen. I'm a person who can help you and a person who is no help at all. I'm a genius and a fool. I'm a customer service agent, I'm a wizard when I can make your phone work in minutes and a dummy when I can't. A socerer when I can make a problem go away as if by magic and a nincompupe when I can't. I'm a smart guy when I can explain your bill and an idiot when I can't get you to agree with what I've told you. I'm open when I can relate to you and secretive when I won't tell you about the inner workings of my company. I'm a liar when I tell you something about your bill you don't believe and if I persist, I'm a cheat, but a lifesaver when I can show you how you can manage your plan. I'm an enemy when I refuse to do something for you that's against company and normal business policy and a friend when I go the extra mile for you. I'm a confidant when I understand your personal problems and a stanger when you won't let me. I'm a person you can talk to about anything, even non-business issues and a person who won't listen to you when I don't agree with everything you say. I'm a genius when with a simple operation, your phone comes back to life and a fool when it won't. I'm a blessing when I can adjust your bill and take off charges that weren't your fault and a curse when I won't take off legitimate charges you feel are unfair. But, I'm not alone. I have resources you can't see and people you won't talk to behind the scenes that give me the support needed to solve your problems and answer your questions. I am and always will be your friend, regardless of the language you use,or what you think of me. And will not think less of you if you need to vent your anger and frustation on me. I'm far from perfect and I have feelings, but I will learn from the bad calls and rejoice in the good ones. If you have a problem, call me. I will listen, ask questions so I can understand better and either solve your problem or find someone who can.
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