I'm bummed

Two of my favorite celebrities just died, way too early. Michael Jackson and Billy Mays. Poor Billy. He was so cool. I'm gonna have to buy some Oxy Clean, or a mini burger maker thing, with the cookbook with his personal favorite, "THE BILLY BURGER!!!" I'm gonna miss the way he always shouted about his products. I'm going to miss his beard, I'm gonna miss the way my friends and I always joked about Vince, of Slap Chop and ShamWOW fame, marrying Billy (with Vince screaming at the camera, "This ring could be yours! Call right now and it could be yours for two easy payments of $19.95!!"). Damn, I'm gonna miss him.And of course, I'll miss Michael, but he was past his prime before I was born. So there's not as much in my lifetime to misss.